Witty Jokes for Witty English

May these clever English puns be a bright welcome to your weekend.

Queen meets Edgar Allan Poe

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We all know Dickens was being far too optimistic in A Tale of Two Cities….

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Saving the day one plagiarized paper at a time.

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#Truth

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We all know Grandma makes the best food not is the best food.

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Procrastination is my superpower.

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Hey now, apostrophe, we can all share Grandma’s food!

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Sassy English Majors are the best kind.

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I’m done.  This is literally mind blowing.

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Anyone hungry?

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I would not like to be in this bar.

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Classic Shakespeare.

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This:

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